I help people tell a story worth telling
Tell the world your story
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ATTRACT ATTENTION
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CALL YOUR MOM
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BE MAGNETIC
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EAT MORE BANANAS
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Tell the world your story ~ ATTRACT ATTENTION ~ CALL YOUR MOM ~ BE MAGNETIC ~ EAT MORE BANANAS ~
START YOUR PERSONAL BRAND TODAY!
I entertained 80,000 fans every Sunday for 12 years—without saying a word. Built The Fur Bus. Owned a dive bar. Led tours through Thailand.
Can’t spell. Wrote a book anyway.
Zoology degree. MBA. Psychic certification. Never employed.
Walked in woods with three chimpanzees. They attacked. I lived.
Coach. Personal Branding Strategist. DJ. Speaker.
From Atlanta to West Africa. I followed the chaos—and turned it into a story.
Now?
I build brands with soul, shock, and teeth. Life’s not a checklist. It’s a plot twist. Say something real. Be someone they can’t ignore. Let’s make your story strange, true, and unforgettable.
Interesting people live interesting lives & tell interesting stories.





“Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I'll be mad.”
— RUMI