I help people tell a story worth telling

Tell the world your story

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ATTRACT ATTENTION

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CALL YOUR MOM

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BE MAGNETIC

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EAT MORE BANANAS

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Tell the world your story ~ ATTRACT ATTENTION ~ CALL YOUR MOM ~ BE MAGNETIC ~ EAT MORE BANANAS ~

START YOUR PERSONAL BRAND TODAY!

I entertained 80,000 fans every Sunday for 12 years—without saying a word.
Built The Fur Bus. Owned a dive bar. Led tours through Thailand.

Can’t spell. Wrote a book anyway.


Zoology degree. MBA. Psychic certification. Never employed.

Walked in woods with three chimpanzees. They attacked. I lived.

Coach. Personal Branding Strategist. DJ. Speaker.

From Atlanta to West Africa. I followed the chaos—and turned it into a story.

Now?

I build brands with soul, shock, and teeth. Life’s not a checklist. It’s a plot twist.
Say something real. Be someone they can’t ignore.
Let’s make your story strange, true, and unforgettable.

Interesting people live interesting lives & tell interesting stories.

“Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on I'll be mad.”

— RUMI

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